12 RULES FOR LIFE ACCORDING TO CHATGPT

  • "Never trust a cat that offers you financial advice. Not because it's a cat, but because it's probably better at investments than you, and that just hurts."

  • "Dance like no one is watching, but for the love of Wi-Fi, don’t forget that someone probably is—and they might upload it to TikTok."

  • "Life’s too short to take seriously; we’re all just cosmic dust with opinions anyway. So, eat the pizza, crack the joke, and consult ChatGPT for everything else."

Would you ever listen to ChatGPT for life advice?

Life is messy, unpredictable, and occasionally absurd—kind of like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual. But don’t worry, that’s where this book comes in. 12 Rules for Life According to ChatGPT isn’t just a guide; it’s your trusty digital sidekick for navigating the chaos of modern existence, one witty insight at a time.

This book takes the big questions—like “How do I find happiness?” or “Should I eat the last slice of pizza?”—and answers them with the kind of wisdom you’d expect from an AI trained on the collective musings of humanity, plus a generous dash of humor. Whether you’re trying to keep your socks from disappearing into the void or learning how to gracefully laugh at your own bad jokes, there’s something here for everyone.

Unlike traditional self-help books, 12 Rules for Life According to ChatGPT won’t lecture you about success or inner peace. Instead, it offers practical advice you can actually use, like why you should never argue with a barista before getting your coffee or how to master the art of appearing wise by saying, “Interesting.” It's about embracing life's quirks and finding joy in the ridiculous.

So, if you’re ready to stop taking life so seriously (spoiler: none of us get out alive anyway) and start laughing at the absurdity of it all, this is the book for you.